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Those olive oil eggs are legit! Then, a fan asks him where he ate breakfast. He tells the guy that I can answer the question.

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What do you say when Lookinb meet someone whose voice has been blasting through your headphones for 19 years? Can we be friends? Real friends?

I try not to think about what we'll talk about too much. I also decide to bring him a gift: I figure we could finally sit down and have a meal face-to-face -- kind of like last time, but this time without me half-reading a book and trying not to eavesdrop.

My photographer and I go up to the sixth floor. It opens up directly into the backstage area, a bright-white room that feels antiseptic and chaotic simultaneously, even though it's two hours before they tape the show and there's not much going on.

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I definitely didn't poison his sandwich, but if I ever eat a meal with the band that wrote "Cotton Eyed Joe," I might think about it.

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Because he's a ridiculously talented emcee my top five in no particular order: Kanye, Wayne, Eminem, Black Thought, the rapping granny from The Wedding Singerhe kicks a hilarious freestyle about eating pastrami, but I'm too wrapped up in my sandwich to pay super-close attention to Wives want nsa Lockwood lyrics. Sometimes pastrami is so good it overrides any memories you have.

Seriously, look at my face. After the sandwiches, I look out of his dressing room for a second and see Fallon in the hallway. Oh right, that guy works here too. I temporarily forget where I am.

A little later, Black Thought walks us to the elevator and says good night. Eight hours later, more than 3 million people watch him perform on TV.

Including me. The first friend I made off twitter. We ate sandwiches today. Later that night, he tweets that. Looking to befriend a b essentially friends with Black Thought because I "sat near him," as my friend Jeff put it.

So how do you become friends with a celebrity online and then Looking to befriend a b real life?

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